The Witch is Dead (But We Have Her Car Keys)
A downloadable game
Profanely spawned during THE ONE HUNDRED ONE PAGE GAMES JAM in October of 2025, this game combines two gloriously unhinged games written by Grant Howitt (The Witch is Dead, Crash Pandas). It answers the question, "If a gang of bargain-basement LA gang members from a Major Street Racing Movie managed to murder a witch, would that witch's adorable familiars enter a car race to bring her back to life?" and the answer provided is "YES, probably."
Play as a West Coast citified familiar with a particular set of skills and work together to sabotage the rival gang and figure out how to drive a car. CAR ENGINE NOISES! IT'S ALWAYS DUSK! SNAKE! ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO! Sunglasses.
Grab a few friends, a D6 and a D10, and drive.
"Written" by DocRimbo. Art by @cyberelladraws. Special thanks to Grant Howitt and everyone at Rowan, Rook and Decard.
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This is amazing! We are hosting an alt rpg night with the theme "the need for speed" so this will be delightfull!
Excellent!!